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Cats on your bed

You will be sleeping on the floor.

YOUR RESULT25
cats by area
How the maths works

Bed area ÷ assumed cat footprint. Ignores packing and feline opinions; not a welfare guideline.

Inputs are editable estimates. Financial results are scenarios, not forecasts or personalised advice. Absurd animal calculations are comparisons only.

One calculation leads to another.

That’s how you go from your electricity bill to a bath full of ducks.