Relationships / WONDERFULLY POINTLESS
Dog cost per cuddle
Unconditional love, itemised.
YOUR RESULT£0.82
per cuddle
PUT THIS INTO PERSPECTIVEHow many working hours is £0.82? ↗What would that weigh in gold at £75/g? ↗
How the maths works
Annual costs ÷ 365 ÷ daily cuddles. Joy is not deducted.
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